hopeful gentleman of leisure

fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

duckindolans:

daughterofmulan:

theblindninja:

The Pirates Official Posters

What is this glorious looking glory.

WHAT IS THIS

Pirates (2014 film)

Set in the early Joseon Dynasty, a group led by a female pirate and another group led by a male bandit are on a mission to hunt down a whale that swallowed the royal seal bestowed on Joseon from China.

oooooh! gimmee!!

scifigrl47:

dr-kara:

I guess now would be a good time to let everyone know I still have one metal arm left for a male Imperial :3
I’m selling it for 500g or 175k fcfs
doctorkara #67251

Just in case anyone joined Flight Rising this past week, and wants to make a Bucky dragon. 8)
You should friend Kara.  Also maybe me.  I don’t know what the heck is happening here.  Dragons, I guess.  DRAGONS.  Scifigrl47 #98028

whoo! I’m over there as well - owlknight68

scifigrl47:

dr-kara:

I guess now would be a good time to let everyone know I still have one metal arm left for a male Imperial :3

I’m selling it for 500g or 175k fcfs

doctorkara #67251

Just in case anyone joined Flight Rising this past week, and wants to make a Bucky dragon. 8)

You should friend Kara.  Also maybe me.  I don’t know what the heck is happening here.  Dragons, I guess.  DRAGONS.  Scifigrl47 #98028

whoo! I’m over there as well - owlknight68

juvjuvychan:

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?



#and this is why Tony will build Ultron?#dun dun duuuun

juvjuvychan:

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

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turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

whitegirlsaintshit:

quickweaves:

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Imma take nick Jonas to dinner with my family and I want him to stand up and cum directly into my mashed potatoes and makes me eat it all in front of my father. I want him to cum on my scalp and put a cellophane bag on my head… give me a deep cumdition. I thought I quit white men but I’m revoking that rule

Well, helllooo Nick Jonas…

I wonder if Scarlett Johansson signed a six-movie deal or not? If she did then Avengers 2 is her fourth. I have the sad suspicion her last two movies will be her guesting in yet another male-led film that will introduce her replacement and the Avengers 3 that will have her replacement take over. Not necessarily another Black Widow, but possibly another Marvel character.

Is she in Ant Man? Or will it be Cap 3 then A3 and gone?

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go ballistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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mhalachai:

tygermama:

I have fallen into a hole of Steve and Bucky clones and don’t want to get up

but I do think that there is a sad dearth of Natasha clones fic

especially if some of them like Clint more than Bucky and others like Bucky more than Clint and whenever the subject comes up, tensions rise and Nat disappears because this is one argument she is not refereeing. 

Oh man that takes me back to the Nat!clone fic-snippet I wrote in May [here] where our Natasha was only the most recent clone of the original Black Widow (who was active during WWII). I had some random ideas to continue, like maybe the Red Room hadn’t stopped the cloning process with our Natasha.

Maybe it’s a few months after Bucky finally comes in from the cold and he’s having coffee at one of Steve’s favorite New York diners and in walks this little red-headed kid, holding the hand of another red-headed kid (this one hardly more than a baby) and she sits down and says “Bonjour” and Bucky said “Bonjour” back because he can still remember manners and niceties and then he asks “Quel est votre nom?” and she said “Natalie” and before Bucky can ask wtf this kid is doing talking to him she goes on and asks him if he knows Natasha Romanoff and well things go downhill from there.

Maybe little Natalie is eleven and was only pulled into the Red Room arm of Hydra the year before, when Project Insight was getting off the ground. Maybe Natalie underwent the procedure to implant the Alpha specimen’ memories, only it didn’t really work and then Hydra exploded and Natalie escaped from Hydra’s base in France with intel on the Black Widow project and she smuggled herself into Canada and then hopped the border (her little eleven-year-old self with the knowledge of an adult, of a killer, muddled around in her head).

Maybe she found the most recent Black Widow clone, a little button of a girl named Nadia, just as one of Hydra’s cleaning crews stormed the house to kill Nadia’s fake parents and Natalie got the girl out of there alive and she knew they needed help, that they were in danger, so she sought out the only safety she could think of, and that was the oldest living Black Widow in the files, Natasha Romanoff, a woman who fought aliens and who took down Hydra and (Natalie secretly hoped) might just be a good person who could help them.

And maybe buried in the Black Widow programming was something about the Winter Soldier so Natalie isn’t (too) scared of him, and even though Nadia is far too young to have undergone the procedure herself she latches onto the Winter Soldier, whom she will call “Bubby” (as she can’t pronounce the hard k sound in Bucky), like he’s the best toy in the world.

So possibly Bucky takes the minis to Natasha because he’s not-so-quietly freaking out and Steve’s there too and Bucky’s emoting various sorts of “wtf do we do” but Natasha just gets down on one knee and looks the two girls in the eye and says “Hello.” And Natalie doesn’t cry, not really, but she is still very young and it’s been a really difficult time since she was pulled away from the only parents she knew, and watching Nadia’s parents get executed was really horrible and eleven is hard time to be watching out for a three-year-old, even one as well-behaved as Nadia, and when Natasha gives Natalie a hug it might be the best thing ever.

And just perhaps Nadia demands hugs too, and Clint comes in just as Natasha looks up with a “now what the fuck do I do” look on her face and Clint saves the day (to the surprise of no one but himself) and settles the kids and after a while the Avengers determine that Natalie and Nadia aren’t actually sleeper bombs or anything but Natalie’s kind of messed up from the fractured memory implantation process and Nadia is three and she misses the people who raised her so far and there’s just a lot going on but they need someone to look after them especially if Hydra keeps trying to kill them.

Maybe Natasha (thirty) is so focused on Natalie (eleven) and Nadia (three) that she doesn’t stop to wonder where the clone(s) are who might have been implanted in the nineteen years between Natasha and Natalie.

And certainly no one realizes that there is a new Black Widow in the wings, tightening her web around Hydra’s enemies, and that the first people she plans to destroy are the three remaining Black Widows.

You know. Perhaps.

holee crap - I would read the hell out of this!

parasitickittens:

fataleflare:

weloveshortvideos:

Kitty fart

Vine by Cersei

I CANT STOP LAUGHING WHYYY

HOW DID THAT MUCH FLATULENCE COME OUT OF THAT TINY KITTY BUTT

It’s hard to laugh when you’ve reached the point of laughing-hiccups. I’ve almost choked twice.

plunderpuss:

drovie:

koikoikoi:

Cool tattoos by Nomi Chi

thelostboys97

Those are phenomenal.

wow!